BUY A DOG

If you want someone who will bring
you the paper without first tearing it
apart to remove the sports section
. . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make
a fool of himself simply over the joy
of seeing you
. . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat
whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as
his mother made it
. . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing
to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want
. . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone to scare away
burglars, without a lethal weapon
which terrifies you and endangers
the lives of your family and all the
neighbours
. . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never
touch the remote, doesn't give a damn
about any sports, and can sit next to
you and watch a romantic movie
. . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content
to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push
off if he snores
. . . . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who never
criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy
of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually
. . . . . buy a dog.



But on the other hand If you want
someone who will never come when
you call, ignores you totally when
you come home, leaves hair all over
the place, walks all over you, runs
around all night, only comes home
to eat and sleep, and acts as if your
entire existence is solely to ensure
his happiness, then my friend . . . . .


BUY A CAT !



(. . . . . any resemblance to a man
is purely coincidental),
however . . . .



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